went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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