i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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