All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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