Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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