shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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