Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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