i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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