I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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