question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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