She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The adults are the big ones right?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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