'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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