Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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