I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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