Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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