he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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