I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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