i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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