I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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