My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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