i permit you to call me
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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