super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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