is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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