No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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