I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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