This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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