should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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