Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My life is pants optional.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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