I'm drive I can fine osifer
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
