Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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