I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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