Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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