Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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