it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just had sex bonerless
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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