Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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