But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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