what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
