5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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