so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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