ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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