Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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