So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
do herpes really smell.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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