I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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