where does the pee come out of this thing
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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