We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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