fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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