He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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