so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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