I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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