dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
