What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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